greekgogurt:

i wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things

syrensphynxwitchtier:

ishaloveshardcore:

slowlydescending:

forgottenwinterfrost:

MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER

we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.  

^thats the fucking spirit!!!!!

I reblog this every time I see it

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

lordoftheinternet:

spacecamps:

here are some nice things to do to waste time on the internet if you want to be distracted for some reason

• read about notable cats (or dogs)
• take a personality test
• draw a nebula
• read any book (apparently)
• go through creepy wiki articles
• watch a new tv show
• go through thought catalog
• listen to some mixes
• make an acapella band
• watch some penguins do things at seaworld

i just read about famous cats for a fucking hour and a half

princeowl:

princeowl:

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now

this post would have been a hit in 2010

itsatardis:

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

wouldulikeajellybaby:

 

THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic

the ending omg

(Source: deduce-you-fools)

tootsienoodles:

sam-vurps:

fallingforev3r:

hotllamasex:

kanayatheawkwardlesbian:

saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’

we are all obama

And I swear in that moment we were Obama

We accept the Obama we think we deserve 

sometimes I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you people and then I realize I don’t care

smuggleallthecheese:

lostgeekette:

moriarty-mastermind:

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

THIS POST IS EVEN BETTER NOW BECAUSE I’VE ACTUALLY HAD THIS INTERACTION

(Source: aru)

nerdache-cakes:

All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José.

Hif.

(Source: nerdachecakes)

frickingstyles:

i will never understand the logic of screaming as loud as possible at a concert like wow you finally get to see them live in concert let’s make sure no one hears them at all 

(Source: 17grams)

urltima:

their laughs can cure depression

(Source: danficsandimagines)

heylookitsnina:

lets-poke-it-with-a-stick:

Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.

Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

omg

This is fantastic.

(Source: wallacelovessteven)

karebehx:

j-man-slam-jam:

superblys:

opaul:

neraiutsuze:

sassygaybabies:

pizzaforpresident:

sierrakushterbeck:

THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT

OH MY GOD

YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL 

WHAT

Welp, i disagree. I liked the video. I think it made my day oh my god.

I am fairly certain this is the best thing ever.

(Source: lightemup2chainz)

mrchristianbale:

lascocks:

bricksandivy:

So today in class we learned that when the female clown fish dies, the male mate will change its sex and then reproduce with its own children so to keep passing on its genetic material. 

I’m guessing that’s why Nemo’s dad wanted to find him so badly.  

FUCK

(Source: danlhowell)